ID thief?

At the Safeway checkout stand I was digging in my purse, trying to find the cash I'd stashed, and the checker said....card or phone number, please.

One hand in purse, still searching for my elusive bill, I just reached over and put my phone number in.

Found the folded up money, paid the man and he said what he always does....how do you pronounce your last name?  Mrs., uh uh Pettingill?

me....PET-TINGILL?!!

he...oh, you say both T's.  Have a nice day Mrs. Pet-tingill.  Go online for our survey and you might win a $100 gift card.  Do you need help out?

Dumbfounded, I left the store knowing who I wasn't and him not knowing who I was!